MOONINGASS

It’s a coin. It’s a moon with a booty so big NASA had to recalibrate their telescopes—a celestial peach that's pulling tides.Side Note: Rumor has it, gravity’s been acting up, the tides are twerking, and somewhere in the universe, a broke alien just mortgaged their UFO to buy $MNSS.Warning: If you’re here, you’ve already made at least one questionable life choice—might as well double down.

Ticker: $MNSS
Contract: Eyj4bckrrAtWXFCfyP62kPBDEcH7eg9zyjvbaMhypump

MOONINGASS?

The only coin that dares to honor the moon’s greatest feature. Legends say its booty controls tides, confuses astrologers, and makes gravity question its career choices. NASA still refuses to comment, but rumor has it their telescopes caught the moon flexing in 4K. Some say Mooningass is what happens when chaos theory meets astrology on Tinder. Others believe it’s the reason black holes are trying to “unfollow” our galaxy. Whatever it is, it’s proof that the universe has a sense of humor—and it’s way darker than yours.

How It All Started

Two degens. A late night. Maybe a J. Probably some dranks. Memes, jokes, and a moon that—swear to God—had a big, fat booty.Then came the existential dread: Is Musk already building a rocket shaped like this moon? Is Bezos trying to trademark “celestial cheeks”? Who knows.What we do know is that one ridiculous idea, a couple of highly questionable Google searches (hello, FBI), and countless inside jokes later, Mooningass ($MNSS) was born.

The Future Is Uncertain, But At Least It Got A Big Booty.

Will we dominate the crypto market? Let’s just leave that one open-ended.What we do know is this: strap in, cause the moon’s booty isn’t just pulling tides anymore. It’s pulling careers off track, throwing astrologers into existential crises, and forcing physicists to rewrite their equations (and their résumés). Somewhere in the galaxy, a black hole is probably plotting revenge—and honestly, who can blame it?The future isn’t written, but here’s the spoiler: it’s going to be chaotic, meme-worthy, and powered by one glorious celestial peach. And really, isn’t that all anyone could ask for?

How to Get a Piece of That A$$

  • Prepare Your Wallet: No, not your actual wallet. Unless you’re planning to tell Grandma her birthday money went to “a moon with a thicc booty.” Actually, maybe she’d respect that move. Either way, we recommend Phantom Wallet—because it sounds mysterious, and honestly, we’re suckers for good branding.

  • Head to Pump.fun: Connect your Solana wallet. Pro tip: do not Google “Mooningass” at work, on public Wi-Fi, or anywhere near people who still think you’re normal.

  • Search for $MNSS: If it doesn’t show up right away, hit refresh. Or sacrifice your neighbor’s Wi-Fi to the crypto gods. Whatever works.

  • Buy It: Smash that confirm button and officially join the greatest cosmic joke since we collectively decided to call Uranus… Uranus. Still, remember: this ain’t financial advice.

  • Brag About It: Tell your friends you now own a chunk of the moon’s celestial cake. Watch their disbelief turn into existential dread. Soak it in. You earned this.

Answers You Didn't Ask For

  • Is the moon with a big boody scientifically accurate?

Absolutely. Using our groundbreaking formula:Mb = π * r² * (Θb / μg)²...where Mb represents the moon's booty mass, r is its rotational radius, Θb is its bootylicious angle of attraction, and μg is the universal "gains constant," it’s clear that the moon’s gravitational pull is enhanced by maximum cheekitude. So yeah, the moon’s been doing squats—probably deadlifts too.

  • What happens when that ass lets out some gas?

We’re talking cosmic-level chaos. Expect black holes to twerk, Saturn’s rings to spin in reverse, and somewhere in the galaxy, a confused astronaut will try to blame it on their space suit.But let’s be real—if Mooningass cuts loose, the crypto world might implode, leaving only memes and questionable tweets in its wake. Honestly? Sounds like a vibe.

  • Will $MNSS make me rich?

Absolutely not. Let’s be real: this is not financial advice, and if you think it is, we’re legally obligated to remind you that your life choices are questionable (but hey, so are ours).We get it—you’re dreaming of that mythical $10-to-$10M leap every Twitter ‘crypto guru’ promises while sipping overpriced coffee. But MNSS isn’t about Lambos or moonshots—it’s about vibes, memes, and embracing the chaos.Laugh, share memes, and be absolute degens. Honestly, isn’t that worth more than a yacht? (Okay, maybe not—but still.)

  • Anyone even still care about a Roadmap?

Look, we’re not here to plot the coordinates for your moonshot—Google Maps couldn’t even handle the route we’re taking.If you’re expecting a neat timeline with bullet points and deadlines, you’re in the wrong place. Our “roadmap” involves vibes, memes, and possibly summoning the moon’s booty to open a wormhole into another dimension. Will it work? Who knows. Is it fun? Hell yes. But seriously we're launching on pump.fun - maybe we make it maybe we won't - maybe we have some dope shit lined up maybe not - guess u gotta wait and see.

Beta Web Till That Booty Hits $69K MC ;)